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$17.50
Tired of your grandma and all of her friends trying to hook you up with the new grocery store clerk or the tuba player in the church band? Look no further for the ultimate “Why aren’t you married yet?” deflector that also doubles as this comfy cotton tee that you can wear anywhere! Now everyone will know that you’re happily taken by that special someone that always knows how make you feel good.
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric.
Product Details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Ordering Information:
Allow 5-7 business days for your order to ship.
Due to current events, some shipments and deliveries may be delayed. We appreciate your patience and understanding.
Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns within 30 days of receipt of delivery. (We'll refund if the product itself is flawed, if the quality of the printing is poor, or if the final product is materially different from the product presented on the site.)
Shipping: FREE standard US shipping on orders over $75! Tracking numbers provided when an order ships out of from the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster. International shipping available.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
